dadscar:

“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.

(Source: jimbertimber, via piercetheaskingkarenn)

Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

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