“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.
Netherlands: Excuseer me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china